Let’s say your girlfriend/wife wants to have a nice day with you Saturday – go for a walk, see a movie, go out to dinner, whatever – and she gives you one of those We-never-do-anything-together looks. Don’t make matters worse; go out with her, because Browns fans will not be missing much when it comes to Saturday. And the same goes for the ladies that peruse this site as well; if your boyfriend/husband is itching for some time together, grant him that. What I’m trying to say is, don’t get your hopes up that the Browns are going to be making any moves on Day One of the NFL Draft. Phil Savage and Friends seem content to just stay the course on the first day, and that means making zero picks until the fourth round, which is on Day Two (capitalizing it makes it so much more epic).
In other words, go enjoy the nice weather on Saturday. Who really wants to watch ESPN flex its muscles and embark on such a monumental ego trip anyway? Even the suspense of the first overall pick has been stripped from us, so don’t feel bad trying out a few flea markets with that special someone on Saturday. Just be ready for Sunday.