Kevin Nye
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The Remote Report: A Look at the Post-Draft Cleveland Browns
I was going to write about how the Browns’ draft this year is like any other draft and you need to just calm way down about it because you won’t know the results for at least a year, and probably…Read More
The Remote Report: On the Unholy Nature of the Thursday Night NFL Draft
I’m talking to you, NFL. We’ve had our differences in the past, and we’ve had our highlights. We’ve been through some good times and we’ve been through some bad times. Remember…Read More
The Remote Report: Drafting the “Best Player Available”
The NFL draft is looming, and despite the fact that I boycott ESPN and forgot until right now that I have the NFL Network, there are still some things that I know about the draft and would like to profess…Read More
The Remote Report Card: The 2012 Cleveland Browns – Special Teams
The special teams of the Browns has been their best unit for roughly ten of the last 14 years. The overwhelming majority of this site’s readers know this and are very sad about it. The team’s…Read More
The Remote Report Card: The 2012 Cleveland Browns – Defense
Ever since the Ravens won the Super Bowl in 2001, there has been a theory that “defense wins championships,” even if the offense has just as strong a hand in these things. Illogical phrases…Read More
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The Remote Report Card: The 2012 Cleveland Browns – Offense
For the first installment of this series, check it out here. The 2012 Browns were better than the 2011…Read More
The Remote Report Card: An Essay on the 2012 Cleveland Browns
Let’s do this over the next several columns in the same way that you might go through writing…Read More
The Remote Report: An Analysis of Rob Chudzinski (A “Chud-nalysis”)
First of all, that is maybe the grossest fake word I’ve ever used. Second of all, there’s…Read More
The Remote Report: Dealing with Inevitability and the Cleveland Browns
If you know something is coming, it should be easier to deal with. If you have time to prepare, the…Read More
The Remote Report: Making It Through Another Cleveland Browns Regime Change
Let me preface the following by saying that I will continue to regularly write for this site and will…Read More
The Remote Report: Seeing Another Side to the Cleveland Browns
I don’t mean to brag, and I don’t mean to say that I’m particularly good at anything…Read More
The Remote Report: How Fast Things Have Changed for the Browns
Things change fast, don’t they? The Cleveland Browns have (somewhat) reshaped everyone’s…Read More
The Remote Report: Does Pat Shurmur “Look Like a Head Coach?”
I previously posited a theory about how a quarterback must look like a quarterback in order to be good…Read More
The Remote Report: Will the Cleveland Browns Ever Be Relevant Overseas?
As mentioned/bragged about, I was in Europe for a few weeks. I came up with my pipe dream for the Cleveland…Read More
The Remote Report: Watching the Cleveland Browns ‘From a Distance’
Not only am I taking this chance to pay homage to a talent as unique and wonderful as Bette Midler,…Read More
The Remote Report: Tired of Defending the Cleveland Browns’ Coaching Staff
In sports, things inexplicably change how well someone performs. In baseball, it’s Brandon Phillips…Read More
The Remote Report: A Cleveland Browns Win By Any Means Necessary
I don’t know a lot*. I do know that I was angry to see that, as predicted, Jimmy Haslam III came…Read More
The Remote Report: The Cleveland Browns’ Season Isn’t Over Just Yet
So the Browns keep losing. The Cincinnati Bengals are coming up in Week Six and they’re not nearly…Read More
The Remote Report: Varying Levels of Cleveland Browns Awfulness
There are various degrees of awful. For the last several years, the Cleveland Browns have been so bad…Read More
The Remote Report: The Cleveland Browns Should Be Moving On From Jim Brown
In the world of Cleveland Browns news, there is no such thing as a small story. One of the recent stories…Read More
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