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5 Cleveland Browns-themed fantasy football names

By Steven Kubitza

Aug 18, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns head coach Hue Jackson at FirstEnergy Stadium, the Atlanta Falcons defeated the Cleveland Browns 24-13. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 18, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns head coach Hue Jackson at FirstEnergy Stadium, the Atlanta Falcons defeated the Cleveland Browns 24-13. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports /
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Sep 1, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns cornerback Joe Haden (23) warms up before the game between the Cleveland Browns and the Chicago Bears at FirstEnergy Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports
Sep 1, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns cornerback Joe Haden (23) warms up before the game between the Cleveland Browns and the Chicago Bears at FirstEnergy Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports /

“Joe Baeden”

For those confused, this is not a play on Joe Biden’s name. That would just be weird.

How could Joe Haden not double as “bae?” He is universally loved by Browns fans and is a visible face in the community/buys floor seats to Cavaliers games.

This name shows your competitors that you have a sensitive side, moving away from those lame names that try to sound tough or are just plain creepy.

Haden is making his return to the Browns after an injury-riddled 2015 season and could see himself return to prominence among defensive backs in the NFL. Even an average season, by his standards, would be enough to bring stability to a defense that has been among the league’s worst for the past few years.

Haden must anchor a group that was supposed to feature Justin Gilbert when the former Brown was drafted in 2014, but that didn’t exactly go according to plan. At all.

So show off your appreciation of one of the best defensive backs to ever wear a Browns jersey. Maybe even go ahead and put this team name on a t-shirt. You could be famous. You could also make people think you are a horrible speller, but fame is in there somewhere.

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