5 Cleveland Browns-themed fantasy football names

Aug 18, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns head coach Hue Jackson at FirstEnergy Stadium, the Atlanta Falcons defeated the Cleveland Browns 24-13. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 18, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns head coach Hue Jackson at FirstEnergy Stadium, the Atlanta Falcons defeated the Cleveland Browns 24-13. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports /
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Aug 26, 2016; Tampa, FL, USA; Cleveland Browns tackle Joe Thomas (73) blocks against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the first quarter at Raymond James Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 26, 2016; Tampa, FL, USA; Cleveland Browns tackle Joe Thomas (73) blocks against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the first quarter at Raymond James Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports /

“Immortan Joe Thomas”

This one is for all the Mad Max fans out there.

Immortan Joe was the most powerful man in the movie’s world, that is until (don’t want to spoil it if you haven’t seen it).

Joe Thomas is one of the most powerful men in the NFL; an immovable force along the offensive line for the Browns. He has never missed a snap during his nine-year career, which is just insane when you think about how much of a beating he takes not only every game, but every snap.

Putting Immortan Joe’s lack of morality aside, he was a force to be reckoned with in the world of Mad Max. 

This name will show off your movie knowledge and make you look like you totally don’t just inside all day and contemplate the merits of using a sixth-round pick on Matt Stafford, only to have him get drafted by the team in front of you, thus ruining your day and making you question how it is already Friday.

After all the time Joe Thomas has put in as a member of the Browns, the least one could do is dedicate a fantasy team in his name.

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