How the Cleveland Browns can win Super Bowl 53 in five easy steps

HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 05: The New England Patriots celebrate with the Vince Lombardi Trophy after defeating the Atlanta Falcons during Super Bowl 51 at NRG Stadium on February 5, 2017 in Houston, Texas. The Patriots defeated the Falcons 34-28. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 05: The New England Patriots celebrate with the Vince Lombardi Trophy after defeating the Atlanta Falcons during Super Bowl 51 at NRG Stadium on February 5, 2017 in Houston, Texas. The Patriots defeated the Falcons 34-28. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images) /
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For a historically losing team like the Cleveland Browns, the Lombardi Trophy can seem miles away. But, what if I told you that the Browns could achieve victory in Super Bowl 53 in just five easy steps?

The Cleveland Browns have tried everything to win a Super Bowl. After an embarrassment of riches during the Otto Graham era, Cleveland football’s knack for winning title after title just stopped, once the mid-1960s came around.

Failed quarterback prospects numbers one through 28 didn’t work for the Dawg Pound. The Browns have two more signal-callers now waiting in the wings, in the form of Tyrod Taylor and No. 1 overall pick Baker Mayfield.

Even with those two likely talented quarterbacks now on the roster, Cleveland’s future is still very much up in the air. They may not be the best team, but certainly the most intriguing, in the entire league.

Nothing makes sense in the football world right now. It is July after all, so every single team has a shot. Whether or not that shot is realistic differs from team to team. Let’s talk about the Cleveland Browns’ shot.

I am here today to argue that the Cleveland Browns can very well win the Super Bowl come February 2019. How, you ask? They have tried so many different methods; really, there is only one option left.

After all these failed attempts to hold the Lombardi Trophy in their clutches, the Browns may have but one choice left: the “get rich quick” route. As such, this is how the Cleveland Browns can win Super Bowl 53, in just five easy steps.