The Cleveland Browns have an imposter in their midst. This mock expose reveals that “Brogan Roback” is not who he claims to be. But why infiltrate the Browns?
The following is a mock expose. Nothing below should be taken seriously or as truthful. I wrote this as a joke. Brogan Roback may be funny but he is no Jake Paul . . . Or is he?
Cleveland Browns quarterback “Brogan Roback” is not who he claims. He is an imposter. “Brogan Roback” is really Cleveland native and Youtube sensation Jake Paul.
I discovered this ruse while watching HBO’s Hard Knocks with my twelve-year-old son Caleb (name changed to protect the innocent). Caleb has two loves in his life 1) the Cleveland Browns and 2) Jake Paul.
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While watching Hard Knocks last week, Caleb and I were thrown into a state of shock and awe as we saw what looked to be Jake Paul on the screen!
How did this happen? How could Jake Paul be playing for the Cleveland Browns? Anyone who follows Jake Paul knows he pulls some crazy stunts like lighting a mattress on fire in his pool and driving his Lamborghini via remote control. But how did he fool the world and convince the Browns to bring him to camp as a quarterback?
The similarities between Paul and Roback are undeniable. They have the same blonde goofy hair. They have the same slim but athletic frame. They even talk alike using “bro” and other way too cool expressions and mannerism. The similarities were too eerily similar. Could it be that Roback is really Jake Paul?
I immediately went on a mission to discover the truth for my son. After days of research and many painful hours watching Jake Paul videos, I finally pieced together the timeline. Now for the first time in history, we reveal the timeline for exactly how Jake Paul infiltrated the Cleveland Browns under the disguise of “Brogan Roback”.