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3 Cleveland Browns to invite to a 4th of July cookout

By Christopher Markoch

PHILADELPHIA, PA - SEPTEMBER 11: Joe Thomas #73 of the Cleveland Browns runs on the field with the American Flag along with Danny Shelton #55 and Gary Barnidge #82 prior to the game against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field on September 11, 2016 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Eagles defeated the Browns 29-10. (Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)
PHILADELPHIA, PA - SEPTEMBER 11: Joe Thomas #73 of the Cleveland Browns runs on the field with the American Flag along with Danny Shelton #55 and Gary Barnidge #82 prior to the game against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field on September 11, 2016 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Eagles defeated the Browns 29-10. (Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images) /
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CLEVELAND, OH – NOVEMBER 11: Myles Garrett #95 of the Cleveland Browns celebrates defeating the Atlanta Falcons at FirstEnergy Stadium on November 11, 2018 in Cleveland, Ohio. The Browns won 28 to 16. (Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images) /

2. Myles Garrett

Now that I’ve got a good turnout, I need to make sure I’ve got enough quality entertainment. A fourth of July cookout brings food and fireworks. But there’s a gap in between and I need to make sure my guests are entertained.

If Carl Nassib was still on the team, I could have him give the guests a good personal finance lesson, but he’s not wearing Brown and Orange so he doesn’t matter. If Gary Barnidge was still around, I’d invite him over.

We could set up a movie screen in the back yard and have him provide commentary on a film festival. Who am I kidding, my yard’s not nearly big enough for that? Which brings me to Myles Garrett.

I have it from a reliable source that Garrett dominated some fans in dinosaur trivia at Jarvis Landry’s charity softball event. This would be great entertainment for adults and kids. Plus, if the cookout needs a pick-me-up, I might be able to convince Garrett to wow the audience with feats of amazing strength.

If Myles wanted to bring along Larry Ogunjobi, I wouldn’t mind that either. No pressure Myles. If you just show up we can have a nice game of croquet.

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