2. Myles Garrett
Now that I’ve got a good turnout, I need to make sure I’ve got enough quality entertainment. A fourth of July cookout brings food and fireworks. But there’s a gap in between and I need to make sure my guests are entertained.
If Carl Nassib was still on the team, I could have him give the guests a good personal finance lesson, but he’s not wearing Brown and Orange so he doesn’t matter. If Gary Barnidge was still around, I’d invite him over.
We could set up a movie screen in the back yard and have him provide commentary on a film festival. Who am I kidding, my yard’s not nearly big enough for that? Which brings me to Myles Garrett.
I have it from a reliable source that Garrett dominated some fans in dinosaur trivia at Jarvis Landry’s charity softball event. This would be great entertainment for adults and kids. Plus, if the cookout needs a pick-me-up, I might be able to convince Garrett to wow the audience with feats of amazing strength.
If Myles wanted to bring along Larry Ogunjobi, I wouldn’t mind that either. No pressure Myles. If you just show up we can have a nice game of croquet.