Cleveland Browns: Ranking the touchdown celebrations from Sunday’s win
By Joel W. Cade
No. 3 The fat man dance (or lack thereof)
The best thing about a fat guy scoring a touchdown is you get a fat guy spike and a fat guy dance. Except offensive tackle Kendall Lamm didn’t do the fat guy dance. It was extremely disappointing.
Lamm totally blew his touchdown celebration. At the start of the second quarter, the Browns ran a play-action pass at the one-yard line. Baker looks off any Titans players by focusing on the swing route by the running back. He turns and finds Lamm standing there all by himself for the touchdown.
Lamm then fakes like he was going to spike the ball but pulls it down to jump in the air with a teammate. Boo! Baker runs in to give him an enthusiastic hug. He then slaps hands with his teammates. In all, a terrible celebration for a fat man touchdown.
Lamm’s mistake is that he chose to act like he has been there before. No, you haven’t been there before. Nor are you going to get there again. Go nuts man! Go crazy! Have some fun with it!
Not that there is a prescribed or standard fat man dance, but Lamm should have given something a shot. How many more touchdowns is this guy going to score? This is your chance to shine in the spotlight. You have to take advantage of it!