Hey, Who Wants a Browns Rey Maualuga Jersey?!
Are you still so upset that the Browns didn’t draft Rey Maualuga that you’d rather bypass reality and just pretend that he is on the team anyway? Would you like to solidify your insanity by purchasing his Browns jersey? You’re in luck!
There is an actual site out there selling a variety of sports teams’ jerseys, which just so happens to include teams from alternate universes. The best part is, you can get your Maualuga jersey cheap!
Check it out here (click on the picture to see for yourself and, if you really want to, buy the jersey):