5 Cleveland Browns-themed fantasy football names

“Shots of Kessler”

This one is for fans of awful whiskey who have no money. Where you at?

Kessler, a drink that makes your body want to rise up in revolt, may be consumed in large quantities if the Browns undergo any quarterback changes this season.

Robert Griffin III is the starter to begin the season, but the optimism surrounding his ability to stay healthy all season is understandably low. Josh McCown is his backup, but he has dealt with injury problems himself.

That leaves rookie Cody Kessler, who began his NFL career by running out the back of the end zone in the preseason opener against the Green Bay Packers. He finished that game with two safeties, although the sight of him running toward the fans at Lambeau Field was the one fans will remember.

Griffin is going to have a rough go at it, given the lack of experience in the receiving corps, but there is no need to panic and get out the rocks glass when he is in. He is going to give the team its best chance to win, even if that is only good enough for four or five wins.

The glasses can come out if Kessler finds his way on the field, as that will signal another wasted season and another name to add to the infamous jersey of starting quarterback names.

This is nothing against Kessler, the player not the drink, but his presence on the field in 2016 means something went horribly wrong.

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