Cleveland Browns GM John Dorsey gifts Steelers fan bowl of tears
By Mike Lukas
Fans already love John Dorsey, but the Cleveland Browns general manager gave them more to like as he gifted some Steelers fans a bowl of tears
Here’s yet another reason to love Cleveland Browns general manager John Dorsey.
Picture this:
It’s mealtime at Bender’s Tavern, a historic steak and seafood restaurant in Canton, OH.
It just so happens Dorsey is there grabbing food, and as he’s walking about the place he spots a table full of Browns fans enjoying some grub.
Then Mr. Dorsey, the man who’s terribly busy turning the Browns around from winless to playoff-bound, actually takes the time to stop and chat with these Dawg Pounders – how cool that must have been – and that’s when he notices that something is terribly wrong at the table.
A Pittsburgh Steelers fan is sitting among them.
(pause for Boos)
Apparently, Dorsey talks some more with these Browns fans and the ‘other’ for a few more minutes and then walks away.
Already a memorable story for those orange-and-brown folks, but check out what happens next.
Dorsey returns with a tray full of drinks and hands them out to the Browns backers, but when he gets to the Steelers’ fan, there are no more drinks left.
Just a bowl of onions.
That’s right, Browns fans, your GM took the time to hand a Steeler’s fan a giant bowl of tears, probably rubbing it in a bit that they’ve just lost their two best players.
Boo hoo, ha ha.
Totally SpongeBobbed.
Here’s the true account on Twitter, according to @mslaughter63.
Since John Dorsey has come to Cleveland, being a Browns fan is not only hip again, it’s fun. So much fun. Like, last-century Bernie Kosar/Jim Brown/Otto Graham kinda fun, where anything can happen.
Like a giant bowl of onions for the Steelers.
And a record full of wins for the Browns.
By Dorsey, it’s all possible.