Browns General Manager goes FullDorse on Cleveland Browns Daily

John Dorsey has accomplished a lot as the general manager of the Cleveland Browns, but you wouldn’t know it based on his approach

We have not done anything yet.

That’s what general manager John Dorsey just told Cleveland Browns Daily (CBD) co-hosts Nathan Zegura and Beau Bishop.

Dorsey refuses to get excited about anything he’s done for the formerly hapless Cleveland Browns so far. Not even for the cornucopia of interesting first names he’s been assembling:

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• Baker
• Freddie
• Jarvis
• Jaelen
• Olivier
• Sheldon
• Kareem
• Odell

Are these guys professional football players or eighteenth-century philosophers?

Or the next AFC Champions in 2019-20?

Don’t ask Dorsey, he has no interest in premature speculation.

We have not done anything yet.

And the thing Dorsey seemed least excited about on the CBD was his unwitting contribution to the infamous Urban Dictionary.

And this is absolutely true, Browns fans.

Now, listed as top definition in the modern Urban Dictionary is a term coined by the aforementioned CBD co-hosts Zegura and Bishop:

FullDorse: The act of having achieved absolutely everything that you set out to do in a way only John Dorsey would normally be able to do.

They even use it in a freakin’ sentence:

Johnny was looking to impress Jill, so he went FullDorse on their date.

As in, flowers and candy to set up scoring possibilities, or something like that.

When Bishop told Dorsey about FullDorse now being an official Urban Dictionary term, this was his predictable and full response:

“I don’t like that.”

Ouch. Awkward.

But to Dorsey, it’s simple: there’s nothing to celebrate, nothing to joke about, nothing to assume because in his own words, the Browns haven’t done anything yet.

His job is to create a team that awakens the sleeping giant that is Cleveland professional football, but truth be told the giant is currently still sleeping.

Dreaming about what will be, says Zegura, but still sleeping.

Because, besides going 7-8-1 after going 1-31 and gathering a wonderful collection of athletic possibilities, the Browns haven’t done anything yet.

Bishop rightfully says that Dorsey is responsible for the greatest Browns talent infusion in years.

His proof?

Pro-Bowl defensive tackle Sheldon Richardson says he decided on Cleveland because he wants to win playoff games.

That doesn’t happen pre-Dorsey.

But don’t expect Mr. Dorsey to take the credit, or the glory. In his words:

“Do you know who deserves this more than anyone? The fans.”

He’s right – Browns fans have gone FullDorse on their team forever, despite having to start all over again at the beginning of the century.

Fancy names aside, the 2019-20 Cleveland Browns are ready to do something, and it involves scoring more points than their opponents by the end of each game.

Now the experts are saying the Browns can win with Baker, Freddie, Jarvis, Jaelen, Olivier, Sheldon, Kareem, Odell and the other stellar 45.

Their plan is to achieve absolutely everything they set out to do in a way only John Dorsey would normally be able to do.

They’re going FullDorse on Super Bowl LIV next season.

And chances are Mr. Dorsey likes that.