Some Cleveland Browns leap-year suggestions

Some unsolicited suggestions for how the Cleveland Browns can best enjoy the Leap Year and the extra day it delivers.

We’re in a leap year right now, Cleveland Browns fans. Since the earth requires 365 and ¼ days to revolve around the sun, every four years an additional day is added to the calendar to keep it balanced.

That extra day is Saturday, February 29th, 2020. In other words, we just got handed a bonus 24 hours. What are you gonna do with your extra day? Wouldn’t hurt to spend it doing Browns things.

I’ll probably paint my face orange and brown and spend my extra day in front of the bathroom mirror working on my game bark.

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Or maybe I’ll use my extra day to watch the NFL combine and try to pick out which players Andrew Berry would choose.

Or I could always dress up like Bernie Kosar and pretend to do insightful sideline analysis for my kids.

You know, typical Saturday stuff.

Wonder what the Cleveland Browns will be doing with their extra day?

Be a shame to waste it, so just in case it slipped their minds, I thought I’d offer some unsolicited suggestions for how the Browns could best spend the extra day they all get this leap year.

Hope it helps.

Baker Mayfield: Use your extra day to share some #1 overall draft pick strategy with Joe Burrow, like “Avoid shirtless pics w tigers.”

Odell Beckham Jr: Hide a pair of your newly released Air Max 720’s somewhere downtown on your extra day and promise the fan who finds them that you’ll stay in Cleveland.

Jarvis Landry: After never missing a game since 2014, Juice, chances are you need zero outside encouragement to get in an extra day of hip rehab, can’t wait to watch your 97th straight NFL game come Week One.

Nick Chubb: Follow Derrick Henry around your entire extra day and no matter what he tries to do – use the ATM, bench press weights, take an Uber – at the last minute jump in front of him and do it instead so he knows exactly how it feels.

Myles Garrett: Saw your most recent workout vid on social media, Flash – how about on your extra day you give your muscles a tiny break, as each and every one of them looks…complete.

Joe Schobert: Spend your extra day touring the gorgeous city of Cleveland and let all your adoring fans (and there are plenty of them!) shower you with high fives and accolades to help open your heart to a hometown discount.

Denzel Ward: First thing you did as a pro baller was pay off your mama’s house (good son!), so take your extra day and spend it with her and your Ohio family and let them help you pick out a mouthpiece that doesn’t make you look terrified.

Joel Bitonio: You worked hard all season, big man – take your extra day to enjoy the Twitter you deprive yourself of in-season (respect) and may you sort through all the toxic garbage and find something worthwhile, preferably involving balloon pants.

Greedy Williams: Spend your extra day hanging out with comedian Chris Rock and let the paparazzi take pictures to prove once and for all that you’re two different people.

David Njoku: Get the Browns tight ends together for a pow wow, Chief, and spend your extra day breaking down the “big plans” in store for your position this season, maybe choreograph a few celebrations featuring group “air splits.”

Jamie “The Scottish Hammer” Gillan: Dude, you’re so cool it doesn’t matter how you spend your extra day as long as your da and pints are involved and by the end of it you’re wearing your kilt.

Kevin Stefanski: Call up Andy Reid and Kyle Shanahan and Bill Belichick and ask them what they’re doing on their extra day and do that. Please.

Alex Van Pelt: Listen to your Mozart records during your extra day and keep polishing up those quarterback footwork charts, OTA’s will be here before you know it.

Joe Woods: Pal around one last time with Robert Saleh on your extra day, get him drunk, write down his secrets, including his dome-buffing protocol, and begin implementing.

Jimmy and Dee Haslam: Use your extra leap year day to take a trip together to…really anywhere that’s not Browns related and stay out of it for a while, see how that goes.

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Whatever you decide to do with your extra day this leap year, Browns fans, may it include the orange and brown and no indefinite suspensions.

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