Top 3 Cleveland Browns to invite to a July 4th cookout

CLEVELAND, OHIO - SEPTEMBER 08: Cleveland Browns fans gather to watch warm ups before the start of the game between the Tennessee Titans and the Cleveland Browns at FirstEnergy Stadium on September 08, 2019 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images)
CLEVELAND, OHIO - SEPTEMBER 08: Cleveland Browns fans gather to watch warm ups before the start of the game between the Tennessee Titans and the Cleveland Browns at FirstEnergy Stadium on September 08, 2019 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images) /
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OAKLAND, CA – SEPTEMBER 30: Baker Mayfield #6 of the Cleveland Browns stands on the sideline before their game against the Oakland Raiders at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on September 30, 2018 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images) /

3. Baker Mayfield

This is an easy choice. Everybody knows that one person who is the life of the party no matter where they are or who is around them. Baker Mayfield is exactly that guy.

Do you need proof? It’s all in his skill set. Look no further than his willingness to bust a move at a wedding or his ability to catch a beverage, bite into it, and shotgun in a matter of three seconds or less.

Keep in mind, we did not mention what we will be doing be fun. That is the beautiful part of inviting Mayfield, that part will take care of itself. We will have the grill rolling and music going so we will just let Mr. Pied Piper himself take care of what kind of mischief we will be getting into.

A slam dunk competition off of the diving board? A ‘biggest splash’ contest off the roof of the house? A Slip ‘n Slide that ends in a baby pool of jello shots? Who knows, that’s the genius of inviting Mayfield.

So once again Mayfield finds himself being the first pick of the draft. Now, who is going to be next to get the invite? Let’s see who is behind door number two.