Top 3 Cleveland Browns to invite to a July 4th cookout

2. OBJ and Juice

Next through the gate, we have Jarvis Landry and Odell Beckham Jr. The two best friends have been training in separate locations as they rehab from off-season surgery. Let’s bring the two bosom buddies from Baton Rouge together for a few hours before they have to go back to training for the rest of the month before training camp begins.

From the videos that have been released, we can see that Beckham is healing up quite well, and he might even be good to go in a dance contest with Mayfield. You could sell that kind of action on paper per view and now we have that happening in our backyard. For the record, my money is on OBJ.

Also, while we are all hanging out while practicing social distancing at the same time, we might as well roll the pigskin out and toss it around a bit. (Don’t worry, there will be personal bottles of hand sanitizer distributed when the players arrive.) It couldn’t hurt to squeeze a little bit of accidental chemistry in while we wait on the wings to be done.

Disclaimer: If someone suggests playing a game of dodge ball just politely decline. I have it on strong authority that Landry is a ringer.